"I can see that you read my essay closely. Iappreciate the fact that you were so thorough. It helps to have someone whois both objective and analytical like yourself read it as opposed to myparents who would invariably say 'That's great!' I know to take thoseendorsements with a grain of salt."
I really hope you were not literally intending for me to come on and read my essay on your podcast with you stopping me every other sentence as if I was in some kind of deposition or trial. This would be a totally fruitless conversation.
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